5.23.2006

chuck norris

So, as usual with pop culture references, I'm a little behind on the Chuck Norris fanfare. I finally decided to spend some time looking into it, and found a pretty hilarious Chuck Norris fact site via latimes.com.

Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris

Some of my favorites:
- Jeeves asks Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

UPDATE:
For more Chuck Norris facts, please visit what looks to be the official site:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. "

3 comments:

Becky said...

Some of them are really funny, but enough of them are offensive that it kind of took the fun out of it. = (

mike said...

Becky, you're right. I only took a quick glance, and now I see there are many that are quite offensive.

There should be more true story facts like Greg's.

F said...

the offensiveness kinda works, because chuck is a pretty wholesome guy. it's almost like an alter-ego for him. my favorites:

-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".